americanpoutine replied to your post: PARTY ON ARTHUR’S BLOG!!!!!! OH VERY AMERICAN.

yea h JACK DANIELS wualitey TENNESSEEE WISKEY!! ( i cnt read the r est of te bottel) good its abloody PARTY in her e

unitedstatesofawesome replied to your post: arthur what the fuck is that music on your blog arthur…what is wrong with you?

fdghdf cant A GUY PLAY  some PRTUY MUSIC dmn

unitedstatesofawesome:

arthurstumblelog:

unitedstatesofawesome:

ARTHUR

ARTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

What is it? I swear, if it’s about ghosts again, I’m going to go to your room and strangle you with your own bedsheet.

…

ARTHUR YOU ASSHOLE

I WASN’T THINKING OF THEM UNTIL JUST NOW
i hate you

im gonna kill you while you sleep

 

My job is done. On the subject, have you ever considered that our house could be built over an ancient native american burial ground? And have you thought about that weeping angels episode of Dr. Who lately?

unitedstatesofawesome:

ARTHUR

ARTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

What is it? I swear, if it’s about ghosts again, I’m going to go to your room and strangle you with your own bedsheet.

Arthur Kirkland stares at his dashboard. The night is cool, the window is open for some reason, and people are reblogging color blindness tests in the hopes of having an ‘exciting mental illness’. He sighs and lifts his tea in an intelligent manner, then types a tumblr post in third person and forgets about it for twenty minutes.

tomatekisses:

arthurstumblelog:

tomatekisses:

 Oh, Vale. 

Wait what about rosado— Why rosado

My stepbrother changed my theme to some…pink, frilly thing? With seals? No matter, it didn’t turn out showing in the final post. 

Now give me a moment while I ritually sacrifice Alfred to the tumblr gods, be back shortly

 Oh. That’s not very nice of him.

Wait what- Arthur why would you-
I mean, I knew you were never a good Catholic, or Protestant, but why sacrifice him-
…how do you even sacrifice to the tumblr gods. Teach me in these ways of worshipping, oh wise one

It’s my sacred religion. I must first reblog twenty jokes involving ‘memefaces’, then make an ‘awkward moment when’ post involving no fewer than ten gifs. Then one simply burns their sacrifice’s computer on an altar composed entirely of pictures of david karp, and meditates on the popularity of tumblr user ‘jamjars’. Quite casual, really.

tomatekisses:

arthurstumblelog:

tomatekisses started following you

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Thanks for the follows, wipe your feet on the way in and kindly ignore the pink behind your names

 Oh, Vale.
Wait what about rosado— Why rosado

My stepbrother changed my theme to some…pink, frilly thing? With seals? No matter, it didn’t turn out showing in the final post. 

Now give me a moment while I ritually sacrifice Alfred to the tumblr gods, be back shortly

tomatekisses started following you

i-am-canada started following you

Thanks for the follows, wipe your feet on the way in and kindly ignore the pink behind your names

tea-and-rain:

arthurstumblelog:

You’re welcome, and thanks for the follow in return. 

…I see Alfred was bothering you about astronauts, apologies for that. He’s such an idiot, I swear…last night he tried to get out of dinner duty with ‘Astronauts don’t have to cook! All we need is freedom’.

It is not your fault so there is no need to apologize, thank you though. I am aware of him being an idiot, it amazes me how he got so far in life… I am sorry you have to deal with that… No offence.

Well, he is my stepbrother, so I do feel a bit of responsibility for the idiotic internet fights he gets into. Just keep in mind that the 15-year-old you’re fighting with can’t tell Sweden from Lake Michigan, and thought ‘Hemingway’ was a style of cooking chicken.